Here she is, the famous or is it infamous, super terrific friend Lori with Ashley. She is such a good sport that she came up to the family reunion from Phoenix so we have adopted her into the family or maybe we should call her an honorary member. I have known Lori since I was pregnant with Zachary back in Provo, Utah. I would set her up with Aaron's younger brother, Jess (an all around amazing guy), but she is a nice Catholic girl (she gave up Mormons for Lent) and only likes men with pictures of the Pope on their wall or on their shirt (though Jess does have the latter). So if you know any nice Catholic guys like John Stockton please tell me. They also have to be smoking HOT, work out, must want to attend the Cannata Family Reunion, debt free, no pets, college degree, must have a sense of humor, must put Lori #1, live on their own (not with mommy), must not be a Chia Pet, must not spill food on himself while eating, will ask a woman out and pay for her, is mentally stable, can cook like Bobby Flay, cleans up after himself, wants 4 kids, must like parsley, no tattoos, will buy her a Suburban, will buy a minimum 2 carat diamond wedding ring, likes long walks on the beach, take her on frequent vacations, buy her Brighton jewelry, must have a new (2005 or newer) car, must agree to separate bank accounts, must have a cell phone and know how to text, has to take his meds, must be chilvalrous, he must love pumpkin cheesecake, can pay for concerts and will support her extravagant lifestyle that she has grown accustomed to in her single years. These requirements might seem a bit lofty, but afterall deep down inside don't we all have the same expectations???
Monday, May 26, 2008
Lori
Here she is, the famous or is it infamous, super terrific friend Lori with Ashley. She is such a good sport that she came up to the family reunion from Phoenix so we have adopted her into the family or maybe we should call her an honorary member. I have known Lori since I was pregnant with Zachary back in Provo, Utah. I would set her up with Aaron's younger brother, Jess (an all around amazing guy), but she is a nice Catholic girl (she gave up Mormons for Lent) and only likes men with pictures of the Pope on their wall or on their shirt (though Jess does have the latter). So if you know any nice Catholic guys like John Stockton please tell me. They also have to be smoking HOT, work out, must want to attend the Cannata Family Reunion, debt free, no pets, college degree, must have a sense of humor, must put Lori #1, live on their own (not with mommy), must not be a Chia Pet, must not spill food on himself while eating, will ask a woman out and pay for her, is mentally stable, can cook like Bobby Flay, cleans up after himself, wants 4 kids, must like parsley, no tattoos, will buy her a Suburban, will buy a minimum 2 carat diamond wedding ring, likes long walks on the beach, take her on frequent vacations, buy her Brighton jewelry, must have a new (2005 or newer) car, must agree to separate bank accounts, must have a cell phone and know how to text, has to take his meds, must be chilvalrous, he must love pumpkin cheesecake, can pay for concerts and will support her extravagant lifestyle that she has grown accustomed to in her single years. These requirements might seem a bit lofty, but afterall deep down inside don't we all have the same expectations???
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